More Movie Reviews~

The night train~

It’s a suspense psychological horror movie, about a special box that shows you a desired object which makes you want to steal and kill to keep it for yourself. It’s with Danny Glover (the only well named actor in the movie) the plot was pretty simple and the story line was crap. Everything was shot inside the passenger seat of a train. The whole movie was actually a bore don’t watch it or you will waste an hour and a half of your life… I give it a 3*** out of 10 stars.

The midnight meat train~

This movie was bad, nothing really good except if you like gore and blood from the victim as the killer smashes his Thor hammer (Butcher hammer) and hook into the victim ripping them apart. Its plot and story line wasn’t so mysterious but the ending was weird and left too many unanswered questions. For example what the fuck were those hominoid looking creatures that eat human flesh at the end? Why were the humans helping them? Bah it was just dumb but it was somewhat suspenseful. I give it a 5***** out of 10 stars.

The Farce of the penguin~

This movie was great! Its really funny and I love the creative writing and funny jokes that the writers made. A lot of good actors lend their voices to make this movie, Samuel L. Jackson as narrator, with the two main characters being voiced by Bob Saget, who also wrote and directed the movie, and Lewis Black. Five of Saget's former Full House co-stars (Dave Coulier, Lori Loughlin, John Stamos, Jodie Sweetin, and Scott Weinger) also lent their voices to the film. Other additional voices were provided by Tracy Morgan, Christina Applegate, James Belushi, Whoopi Goldberg, Dane Cook, Abe Vigoda, Mo'Nique. It’s the story of "one penguin's search for love while on a 70-mile trek with his libidinous buddies on their way to a hedonistic mating ritual” It’s a must see, I loved it I give it a 8******** stars.

Baby momma~

It’s a pretty good movie. Good acting and great jokes plus the story line were good too. If you’re looking for a great comedy movie to watch this is it! Story about rich women who has a very slim chance of having a baby so she uses a surrogate woman to host her baby. That women is the totally opposite of her and when they start living together its just a riot. Good movie I give it an 8stars.

Journey to the center of the earth~

GREAT MOVIE! I really enjoyed it and it’s a great family film. Watch it, I give it an 8stars.



The Spirit~

All I have to say is that he is the superhero pimp! Very smooth and confident, the movie was pretty good. Sin city was better but I like this one as well. I give it 7 stars! NO I WILL NOT DRESS UP ALL IN BLACK AND WEAR MY RED TIE……. Ok I lied, I will~

Three kingdoms: Rise of the dragon~

OMG I didn’t even know they had this! I was looking for the next movie to watch when BAM I saw a familiar name 3 kingdoms and I thought to myself what if that’s a movie about the book romancing kingdom.... and I was correct! Well not exactly this is a twisted version because they introduce characters that did not come out in the novel. Like Cao Caos daughter, but they showed cao cao, liu bie , zhang fei, guan yu, zhang liou (my spelling of their name is terrible sorry. Anyways for those of you who don’t know the story of Romancing kingdom which is a Chinese war novel, just play a Dynasty warrior game and you will instantly get all the crap that I’m talking about. Yes its one of my fav. Games as well  YAY I found out there’s another movie called RED CLIFF which is the battle of chi bi port which is against Cao cao, Liu bie, and Sun Ce army the Wei, Shu, and Sun. OMG all this talk about Chinese war and stuff is making me hungry for some Sweet pork buns which are my fav!! >_< I remember a cute Asian co-worker promising me some grrr Dam Michelle your so evil! <3

Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li

DON’T WATCH IT. Bad… bad graphic, bad acting, CUTE GIRLS!! But bad. I give it 5 stars only.

Bangkok dangerous

It was a decent film. I laughed my ass off when Nicolas Cage was getting Q and A from his cute asian gf’s mother and she asked him what kind of job he does. He said that he is a banker and smiled and the mom was like ooOooOo he makes money and smiles  I was thinking OMG that’s me and Vivian haha. Trip to Taiwan cost 1.2k ….I think maybe I’ll start with Chinese lessons at Nova first and then well see what happens from there.