More Movie Reviews~

The night train~

It’s a suspense psychological horror movie, about a special box that shows you a desired object which makes you want to steal and kill to keep it for yourself. It’s with Danny Glover (the only well named actor in the movie) the plot was pretty simple and the story line was crap. Everything was shot inside the passenger seat of a train. The whole movie was actually a bore don’t watch it or you will waste an hour and a half of your life… I give it a 3*** out of 10 stars.

The midnight meat train~

This movie was bad, nothing really good except if you like gore and blood from the victim as the killer smashes his Thor hammer (Butcher hammer) and hook into the victim ripping them apart. Its plot and story line wasn’t so mysterious but the ending was weird and left too many unanswered questions. For example what the fuck were those hominoid looking creatures that eat human flesh at the end? Why were the humans helping them? Bah it was just dumb but it was somewhat suspenseful. I give it a 5***** out of 10 stars.

The Farce of the penguin~

This movie was great! Its really funny and I love the creative writing and funny jokes that the writers made. A lot of good actors lend their voices to make this movie, Samuel L. Jackson as narrator, with the two main characters being voiced by Bob Saget, who also wrote and directed the movie, and Lewis Black. Five of Saget's former Full House co-stars (Dave Coulier, Lori Loughlin, John Stamos, Jodie Sweetin, and Scott Weinger) also lent their voices to the film. Other additional voices were provided by Tracy Morgan, Christina Applegate, James Belushi, Whoopi Goldberg, Dane Cook, Abe Vigoda, Mo'Nique. It’s the story of "one penguin's search for love while on a 70-mile trek with his libidinous buddies on their way to a hedonistic mating ritual” It’s a must see, I loved it I give it a 8******** stars.

Baby momma~

It’s a pretty good movie. Good acting and great jokes plus the story line were good too. If you’re looking for a great comedy movie to watch this is it! Story about rich women who has a very slim chance of having a baby so she uses a surrogate woman to host her baby. That women is the totally opposite of her and when they start living together its just a riot. Good movie I give it an 8stars.

Journey to the center of the earth~

GREAT MOVIE! I really enjoyed it and it’s a great family film. Watch it, I give it an 8stars.



The Spirit~

All I have to say is that he is the superhero pimp! Very smooth and confident, the movie was pretty good. Sin city was better but I like this one as well. I give it 7 stars! NO I WILL NOT DRESS UP ALL IN BLACK AND WEAR MY RED TIE……. Ok I lied, I will~

Three kingdoms: Rise of the dragon~

OMG I didn’t even know they had this! I was looking for the next movie to watch when BAM I saw a familiar name 3 kingdoms and I thought to myself what if that’s a movie about the book romancing kingdom.... and I was correct! Well not exactly this is a twisted version because they introduce characters that did not come out in the novel. Like Cao Caos daughter, but they showed cao cao, liu bie , zhang fei, guan yu, zhang liou (my spelling of their name is terrible sorry. Anyways for those of you who don’t know the story of Romancing kingdom which is a Chinese war novel, just play a Dynasty warrior game and you will instantly get all the crap that I’m talking about. Yes its one of my fav. Games as well  YAY I found out there’s another movie called RED CLIFF which is the battle of chi bi port which is against Cao cao, Liu bie, and Sun Ce army the Wei, Shu, and Sun. OMG all this talk about Chinese war and stuff is making me hungry for some Sweet pork buns which are my fav!! >_< I remember a cute Asian co-worker promising me some grrr Dam Michelle your so evil! <3

Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li

DON’T WATCH IT. Bad… bad graphic, bad acting, CUTE GIRLS!! But bad. I give it 5 stars only.

Bangkok dangerous

It was a decent film. I laughed my ass off when Nicolas Cage was getting Q and A from his cute asian gf’s mother and she asked him what kind of job he does. He said that he is a banker and smiled and the mom was like ooOooOo he makes money and smiles  I was thinking OMG that’s me and Vivian haha. Trip to Taiwan cost 1.2k ….I think maybe I’ll start with Chinese lessons at Nova first and then well see what happens from there.

Dead like me (life after death)

For those of you who don’t know Dead Like Me is an American television comedy-drama that aired on Sci-fi. I have never seen the show but my friend from London Mike kept telling me to watch the movie that just came out and so I did. I loved it! I want to see the 2 seasons now, I told Mike if he pays for my trip to London ill go hang out with him and we can watch the whole thing plus he owes me cookies! The show is about souls that are trapped between crossing and they become reapers (Made me think of the anime Bleach haha). Reapers help the recent dead cross over, as a reaper you can exist in the live world but your identity is totally different. I wont go into much of it, just watch it you’ll love it.

Zack and Miki make a porno ~

This movie is funnyyyy. I loved it, especially how both stars worked perfectly together. The comical humor was great and it was funny from start to end. I give it a 9 *********

The unborn ~

Good movie, pretty spooky plus the main star is a cutie! The plot was pretty simple and kinda predictable but the walking upside down with a twisted head was creepy. All I kept thinking was how her eyes were turning really blue and she could be like the next Yuna (Final Fantasy X). I give this movie a 7 ******* rating. ~

New TKD Girl, Twins?? ~

I have been meaning to post about this for some time now. There’s this new girl in my TKD class who looks exactly like Crystal aka the punk rock punk Queen!! She can soooooo pass like her twin the only difference is Crystal always colors her hair red, and of course she has a tongue piercing, belly piercing and some other places as well which I won’t comment here @_@. Crystal was my lover (Yay myspace!) and my concert buddy back in NY (my chemical romance, fall out boy, the starting line, I don’t rem. what else we went to, she has all the tickets). So at first I was skeptical about it because there is no way Crystal would leave her beloved Manhattan for anything in the world (she loves it so much). So I talked with the new girl and her name is Rea, its gona be awkward having an x-gf look alike around (just feels weird)~

Thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!

Leila your the best! You will make a great wify to some guy some day :) Thanks for putting the patches in my blue TKD uniform. You did an amazing job I'll give you cookies at work you lil cookie monster you~ Thanks alot Leila! <3

He’s just not that into you ~

Excellent movie! I really enjoyed this one because it’s so truthful. I totally agree on everything and it even made me think about my current situation. I guess I’m blind sometimes even when the answer is right in front of me. I mean if you like someone you try to get to know someone better you hang out with him or her, instead of making excuses and you find the time. Honestly I just feel I don’t have a chance~

Slumdog Millionaire ~

Really good movie with an amazing plots. I give it a 9star *********~! The dance at the end was a good bonus as well. It’s a catchy song~

~The many things i like about you~

Its not finished yet due to the fact Suntrust bank will be closing early due to the weather yay!!!~ This will be my first music video production!! Ryan’s father is a music producer him and Ryan both know how to play many musical instruments!! Ben as well so basically I have the band and material to make a music video with my song. I am probably going to take my vacation in Baltimore with my best friends and make the music video at Ryan place since the basement is a recording studio! ~ And I get surfing lessons YAY!!!!~

~The many things I like about you~

I probably shouldn’t say this
Because you might think that I’m weird
But every time I see you, I get paralyzed with fear
Its because your so amazing, so beautiful, so talented and so magical. (yes you)
I wish that you could see, what I see in you
I wish that you could feel, what I feel for you
And even if I cant say it, ill guess ill sing it to you

All the things I like about you, (yes you)
Your cute, your smart and you had me from the start
Your eyes, your hair it’s just not fair
Your moves, your style, your humorous jokes
Your face, your laugh, your incredible smile
And the wayyy, that you leave me so speechless
When I’m hanging out with you

You make me so nervous, make me so anxious, so unprepared, on what to say to you (yes you)
It feels like hope is fading, going away, and I just might lose you
How I wish you knew how this feels
I’m not the strongest, not the cutest,
Not the smartest, not the coolest but I’m real
And ill tell you how I feel

All the things I like about you, (yes you)
Your cute, your smart and you had me from the start
Your eyes, your hair it’s just not fair
Your moves, your style, your humorous jokes
Your face, your laugh, your incredible smile
And the wayyy, that you leave me so speechless
When I’m hanging out with you

Everyone against Will~

So when I told them that I wanted to pull away from the Mortgage deal, they got very upset with me. I mean WTF! Its not my fault there credit is fucked maybe if they stop spoiling there children so much they would realize where all there fucking money went. Ya, I admit I did wanted to help at first because I have perfect credit and a stable job but god damit, if I tie myself with their mortgage I wont be able to get a condo or house for myself later on plus there in debt because of their spoiled brats. Fuck I wish my parents paid for my college and car, but nooooooo I had the hardcore parents that believe that you have to succeed on your own if you want it. In other words I paid for my own college expenses and everything this includes books, food tuition, and transportation. Believe me owing the government $25k for 4 years of knowledge isn’t worth the $250 a month for 10 years. Above that I pay rent and I had to buy my own car and expenses when I got here to VA. My parents have never given me one damn cent ever since I hit 18 ( there excuse is that now I’m a man and I have to take care of myself but they love me…..). Meanwhile Roxana’s parents buy her a brand new corolla and are paying for her tuition at Nova (fashion design), and above that she is failing her classes and maxed out her cards because she HAS to go drinking clubbing and shopping every week. Then there’s Charlie they don’t care if he gets bad grades and fuck why not lets get him a Mustang… WTF and there planning to pay for his tuition too and then they wonder where there money goes… After that they have Jessica, sure she’s the youngest and she never really ask for much, except a Cadillac (and believe me daddies lil girl gets everything she wants >_<). So when you come to me and get angry that I don’t want to lend my perfect credit to you because you cant afford a stupid 1k interest increase on your Mortgage and your daughter doesn’t want to be in it because of her school (Fafsa, god knows how long you been in college and cant get your damn degree) ( NOT to mention you have another house at Rosehill aswell!!) I say FUCK YOU! I don’t need anyone, I’ll find a way to survive, that’s what a Lonewolf does~

• William is looking for a new place to live, if William can’t find anything he is going back to NY where rent is cheap! ~
• William doesn’t mind having a roommate and sharing an apartment! ~
• William might get a 2flr Condo if he can find a roommate. Did I mention ill charge cheap like $300-$400 monthly which includes 2rooms, 2bathrooms, kitchen, and living room.
• I know someone selling a room in her apartment for 350-400 but it would be awkward if I ask because she’s a girl…… what do you think? Should I?